Johnny Knoxville accuses "wardrobe girl" of bomb plant in luggage

WTF?

Ok, back in the day, I used to be one of those "wardrobe girls" that Knoxville seems to think is a perfectly acceptable scapegoat.

Hello? The "wardrobe girl" packed your personal luggage, Johnny Knoxville?

You're not that famous you dumb f*ck.

You're no better than anyone else who had a few minutes of fame and is desperately trying to get it back by pulling outrageous stunts.

There is an old rule in the theater/performing arts/film world that there are 3 people you never piss off: the stage manager, the wardrobe person, or the lighting crew, otherwise you are guaranteed to go onstage/onset:

Late.
Naked.
In the Dark.